Christ. She looks like a cross dressing rubber doll wearing a tablecloth for a dress! Fuck, she looks like an android from Westworld. This is the first ad with Jessica as the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer. If that’s the face of their beer, I’ll drink my own piss.

They’re obviously trying to go for the Yee-Haw demographic, but even guys who have shotgun racks in their truck and fuck their sister aren’t going to be swayed to drink this crap. Everyone knows that to sell beer, you get in a bikini and wash a damn car or something.