Star Trek: Beam me up, Hottie!
June 12th, 2009


This sort of, almost NSFW video is what Star Trek would be like with more scantilly clad hot women on the bridge. Boners, cleavage, a red-shirt masturbating. This video has it all. It makes me wish that Gene Roddenberry had written Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher this way.

I could watch this crap all day. I just might.

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OMG Star Trek Corsets In Action
June 5th, 2009

Set geek erections to Warp 10. I thought the Star Trek corset looked hot when we first saw them in February, but check out this pic of them in action.

I’m not sure what planet they are on, but phasers are set to HOT! I’m gonna find out which ship has all of these babes and enlist in Starfleet. The red-corset girl doesn’t even care that she won’t be coming back, she will make dying look good.

[etsy]

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Star Trek Corset Takes Your Geek Sex Life To Warp Ten
February 13th, 2009

Star Trek Corset Takes Your Geek Sex Life To Warp TenThis Star Trek corset is from etsy user EveningArwen. It can be customized to any of the ‘Star Trek’ uniform colors, and is inspired by the design of the uniforms on Star Trek: Next Generation.

It will turn you into U-Whor-a(Uhura) in the bedroom. I always wanted to see Deanna Troi in something like this. Notice how it makes the boobage come together like a Ferengi to latinum.

[etsy]

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Television

Star Trek Meets Doctor Who
December 31st, 2008


Rick Kelvington makes a great video. A mash-up of classic Trek and modern Doctor who. It’s called “Trek Through Time.” Okay nerds, time to weigh in on who would win when the Enterprise encounters the TARDIS.

Obviously Kirk would bang the Doctor’s current companion, that’s a given. But who would win?

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Star Trek Vs. Babylon 5
December 18th, 2008


Some dudes in Finland decided to stop humping goats and created a 45-minute film with all-new CG, of Starfleet battling the ships of Babylon 5. That’s some hardcore nerd shit right there.

The video above is just a highlight, but head to StarWreck to see the whole thing. It took seven years to make.

I don’t know what the fuck I just watched really. It’s all one giant pew pew battle, with a lot of messed up nonsense. At one point I saw a Starfleet shuttle coming out of the Babylon 5 space station. wtf? Then in the beginning, I swear I saw a bunch of Starfleet ships coming from a Centauri research station.

Yeah. You caught me. I’m a nerd too. One who knows that that shit shouldn’t happen.

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Steampunk Star Trek
December 5th, 2008

Steampunk Star TrekIf you are a Star Trek geek and also love steampunk, the two have now merged: Here’s a set of very well-done photoshoppery by Rabbittooth. Hit the link.

[Rabbittooth]

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The Enterprise VS A Star Destroyer
November 25th, 2008


I don’t know if this is new or old, but it is completely awesome. This may be the best Trek VS Wars video ever. Enjoy.

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Classic Kirk Watches New Kirk In Star Trek Trailer
November 20th, 2008


Classic Kirk is just as pissed as we are about 90210 Kirk as we are. Appropriately so. One can only hope Kirk and Spock go into the future and fuck this movie up.

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Star Trek 90210
November 19th, 2008


Think the new Trek is too teenagy? Me too. Check out this fan video of the new Star Trek trailer, recut and set to the 90210 opening theme. It works pretty well, mostly because of snotty little Kirk driving and Uhura doing a striptease. Yeah, this is pretty much what they’ve done with Trek.

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Trailer: Star Trek
November 15th, 2008


Here’s the new Star Trek Trailer that played with the Bond movie. It may get taken down, so have yourself a look quickly. Looks pretty good, but I wasn’t impressed with a whiny young Kirk stating his full name.

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