Ever wonder what celebs would look like without plastic surgery? The Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center wants you to know that without it, you are gonna look fugly. To illustrate their point, they created some images of famous celebrities and what they would look like without operations.

Shakira, Paris Hilton & Angelina Jolie. Oddly, they look like they belong in a zombie trailer park, smoking 3 packs of camels a day. Check out another below.
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Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

[Pipedream Products]