Winona Ryder has been accused of shoplifting. Again. Did she do it? Hell if I know. I do know that she looks like a pixie on crack. I keep expecting her to go postal on somebody with a candycane in one hand and Santa’s list in the other.

This time, the incident had something to do with her wearing makeup or removing makeup that was unpaid for from the store. She was at the Hollywood CVC Pharmacy doing whatever elves do when she set off the security alarm. She paid for some items walked through the exit door when the alarm set off.

A security guard checked her and found a few makeup items that she had not paid for. Winona denied it, then said Beetlejuice 3 times and got the fuck out.

[Stupidcelebrities]

Yes, the crazy asian actress known for acting…Screwed up… was charged with petty theft, despite the fact the she neither kidnapped Tom Petty or stole FROM him.

Bai Ling says she made an “innocent mistake” when she allegedly took a pack of batteries and two tabloid magazines at Los Angeles International Airport without paying.

A message was posted on her blog hours after she was charged on Monday, where the actress said she’s “relieved” that prosecutors decided not to pursue a more serious misdemeanor count.

Accident or not, when you act like an insane freak all the time, people are going to think you meant to do the crime.

Nice mugshot btw. Add another to the long list of Hollywood starlet mugshots that make you feel like an Astronaut who just ate egg salad.

[LATimes]