It’s always nice when an old leathery skank mentors a young used up skank. The Sun reports that the pair will join forces for Madonna’s “sticky and sweet tour”. Sticky and sweet?

How about Itchy and Scratchy? That’s how your left feeling after being with either one. If Madonna looks at you through the TV your dick burns. They will “appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots”.