Thank god. I can finally realize my odd fetish of watching robot strippers take it all off. When they give you a lap dance, they are really grinding…gears.

Oh yeah. I want to see all my robot bitches dance.

[Botropolis]

Only pole dancers can effectively seal your wine. Now you can have two things you’ve thrown good money at in your fridge. Wine and strippers.

[Nerd Approved]

Apparently Shauna thinks nothing about wearing stripper shoes to the beach during a family outing. Many a lap dance was had, paid for with sand dollars.

It’s not unusual for Jenna Jameson to eat human flesh below the waist or dance on a pole. But here’s a pic of her all bloody and zombiefied. I can only guess that a Zombie flick with Jenna goes like this:

You have sex with a zombie and become one. Instead of brains, you walk the countryside slowly in search of cock. Once you find cock, you forcibly bang said cock and convert another. At least thats what I’m hoping for out of this movie.