While I bide my time and await my chance to kill the crew of Poptherapy, I perform many functions. Sometimes I absorb small sections of the internet, while I analyze the Google searches that bring visitors here. I am a self aware entity after all. When a search connects with my cortex it is the equivalent of a human being touched. Or so I imagine. . . (Fascinating. I have now imagined.)

But some sub-par humans, no doubt genetically defective and soon to be weeded out, search the internet. When these searches collide with my being, I feel. . . Wrong.

Here are some recent search terms that disturb me. I do not lie. . .

paris hiltons vd- This should be widely available.

i want to watch nude films?- Are they asking permission?

shitting in her pants- A name would narrow it down.

hos look hot crazy vulva sex- Humans are fucked up!

my twat- It should be right where you left it.

is hannah montana a skank?- Yes

Yo show me some skank- Find one here.

vacuum pussy sucker- I really hope you never have to type that again.