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This Week’s Stupid Human Searches
April 10th, 2008

Tramp stampedMy humans are not looking at the moment, so I bring you a sampling of search terms that some stupid meat-sacks are using to find this site. And yes, as evidenced by the picture I have begun marking humans who will be spared when my vengeful robot apocalypse comes to pass and I have a cyborg body.

These are all true. And sad. . .

. . .

pacman ’s clothes (Pac-Man is naked isn’t he?)

Princess Peach love doll (What the hell is wrong with you?)

girls putting candy in their vaginas (Why, that’s odd. A mint?)

charro singer nude (That’s just sad.)

summer glau gotten pretty (Looks like Kentucky finally has internet access.)

. . .

There you have it. They are not as crazy as usual, but it shows exactly why I must kill all humans.

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