It’s a hard job reporting on Paris stories, cuz on one hand she is an annoying biatch, but on the other hand, I’d still do her.

Despite my predicament, I wholeheartedly agree. Whenever she is on stage she needs to be told to get the fuck off. Then perhaps a gentle swat on the nose with newspaper. The same when she starts rubbing her ass across the carpet because she has worms.

Anyhow, it all went down during 50’s performance at Paris Hilton’s pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine. The rapper gave a shout out to Paris, who started singing in the front row. She then went on stage and started dancing. 50 Cent told her: “Excuse me, you. Could you get the fu** off the stage?”

Hilton reportedly started balling and tried to beg the party’s staff to let her dance, whining “But it’s my party!”

Funny thing is, since she was cut off from her inheritance, it only added up to about $1.50 with both of their sorry asses on stage.

[Damnimcute]

It’s just because we love you so much we choose to bring you news regularly on some of the best trash television has to offer. Here’s something to fit that niche quite nicely this weekend – Superbod Sunday from Fox.

The premise here is simple – the Fox Reality Channel will be broadcasting during Super Bowl Sunday half-time programming in which some of “TV’s hottest bathing-suit clad reality stars” get ranked based upon the reality show “Battle of the Bods.” Hostess Oliva Lee will be one of those who gets ranked as well.

Fox Reality said that “Battle of the Bods Host, Comedienne Olivia Lee and your favorite reality TV stars including Erica Rose from “The Bachelor,” Marcus from “Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” and Gregg from “Work Out” will be at the party.” Lucky them…and us.