Pretty cool, but do they make the going-down-pipe noise every time you put your feet in? They damn well better if I’m gonna pay $12 for these. A great way to pretend your feet are warping to different levels, if you happen to be a video game nerd in need of socks.

What’s next? Socks with a smashed Goomba on the bottom? I hope so. It would save me the trouble of smashing them myself. Goombas are real ya know.

[albotas]

…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

80sTees has this amazing shirt for pre-order. This may be the best shirt ever.

[80sTees]

Damn the Japanese to hell. I’m sick of them getting all the good stuff. And by good stuff I mean the dorkiest nerdiest stuff on the planet that I want and need to fulfill my life. Choco Eggs are made by Furuta, a Japanese company. They’re like cadbury eggs except there’s a small plastic toy inside. There’s a Super Mario version of the Choco Eggs for $2.75 each. You can get 12 different Mario figures.

Again fuck Japan! We need this more then you. Stop buying all this shit and go play the Wii with your whore!

[JBOX]

I’ve known all along that he’s a real dude. Going to work 9 to 5, exterminating Koopas and Goombas and going on plumbing jobs with his bro Luigi, then heading home to bang the princess and have a TV dinner while watching Mythbusters. Business could probably be better though, so he is always on the hunt for coins. But man, what a life.

You the man Mario. You and your sweet un-Nintendo like van.

[Technabob]

Goombas are awesome…To stomp on. This Goomba makes a satisfying noise after you hit him. It will react to being hit on the head by emitting the customary goomba-bop-death noise. He’s 10″ and battery powered.

Also available are a ? Block (makes a coin sound) and a Star (plays the star noise).

[Think Geek]

This hand-painted Super Mario themed Wii features a scene from the classic platformer. It even has a 3-dimensional Mario busting out of the side. It was done using a large amount of modeling clay and Bondo.

There’s a tutorial over on Instructables, showing you how to do the same thing. The creator says he is probably putting this one up for auction in the next week to raise some cash, so watch ebay if you are too lazy to make your own.

[Technabob]

Some things you just shake your head at. Others make you want to check out of civilization entirely and forget what you’ve just seen. This is the latter.

You might remember Birdo from Super Mario Brothers 2. I present the Birdo fetish costume. All the finer perves from Mario land own one for when they bang each other at parties.

Another innocent Mario childhood memory twisted and perverted. And I am left with the aftermath of this image in my head.

[Albotas] VIA [Geekologie]

Some lucky Nintendo fan had this cake made for his 30th birthday. It’s got a neat Mario landscape on it, Piranha plants, Koopa shells, a 1-up mushroom and of course Mario himself. The only better then playing Super Mario is eating this cake.

Geek cake…yum.

[Albotas]

Listen up. This is like the holy grail of geekiness. Upskirt pics of Princess Peach. These hi-res shots of Princess Peach are NSFW so they can be found after the jump.

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