Sarah Jessica Parker has removed her chin mole. It shared every starring role that she had and had it’s own agent.

The decison to ditch the well-known mark may have been a reaction from the actress, after criticism from The New York Observer’s Rex Reed that the mole stood out on the big screen in Sex and the City: The Movie.

“There’s nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker, that couldn’t be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up..” Reed wrote.

Amen brother.

I think viewers of ABC’s The Mole pulled it off so they could say they found the mole.

Word is that Naomi Campbell had some kind of surgery in order to make it possible for her to have kids. She won’t say what type of surgery she had or give any details about her condition, but says now she can become a mother.

I’m guessing she had her secret, but long, weiner chopped off and turned into a vajayjay. Yep everything should be alright now. And she won’t have those unsightly balls that need scratching anymore. I’m looking forward to her book, From Penis To Vajayjay: One Woman’s Journey.

[Celebpulp]

It looks like Jacko has had another dose of surgery in his attempt to become a full fledged freaky alien. Once again his face was covered in bandages this past weekend.

I’m not sure what it is with this family, but for some reason they seem to want to look more like the typical “greys” of Alien lore. Jacko’s sister Latoya has the perfect “grey” nose. Basically no nose at all.

Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure that the Jackson clan is responsible for all the alien abductions that ever occurred. Some UFOlogists have put together a chilling timeline, linking alien abductions to Jackson family surgeries. They seem to increase in frequency as the Jacksons lose human characteristics.

I can’t wait to see what he looks like once the bandages come off. It’s all wild speculation as to who he’ll abduct next and what experiments will take place, but it always ends with you put back in bed to the tune of “Billie Jean is Not My Lover” and having missing time.

Jacko just grabs his crotch and takes off in his million dollar spaceship.

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