Not the planet. These chocolates are shaped like anuses. I almost didn’t share this one because it’s just so nasty and also juvenile. But since you know me so well, you knew I had to share this. Plus, I know that some of you have always wished there were some sort of choco-anus you could lick and suck. Hey, I’m not judging you. I have a blowup doll of Bea Arthur in my closet, wearing a swarovski studded girdle.

Here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct. Or as I like to call them, butthole bon bons. You can order a box of 12 or a single 35mm x 25mm x 25mm ‘Big Boy’ for about $6. And for a limited time you can get one made out of pure silver for about $470!

Eat up!

[Edibleanus]