Terminator Salvation looks like a halfway decent game. We are desperately hoping it doesn’t suck pubes.

Supposedly this is the ‘Moto-Terminator’ bike set to appear in next year’s Terminator Salvation featuring Christian Bale.

Production director Martin Laing was responsible for envisioning some of the near-future killing devices, and has created (among a lot of other scary looking metal) this Moto-Terminator motorcycle. The bike seems to be the chilling Terminator character we know and love in motorcycle form (note the signature red “eyes”), replete with plenty of new mean toys attached.

I have mixed feelings about this movie. It better rock. But they may just be a little too in love with transformers.

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I’m all for natural aging and hate fake botox faces and facelifts, but holy crap. THIS is Linda Hamilton. The once hot Terminator queen. No wonder we haven’t seen her in ages. Apparently running from Terminators really ages you. I’m rethinking my stance of plastic surgery and I’ve just apoloigized to my dick for masturbating to her in the 80’s.

Oh yeah!

Fox announced that they will be re-airing first season episodes of “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” in August:

I’m still hoping it will get better as it suffers from the usual Sci-Fi fate. Great premise, half-assed execution. They need a more creative use of budget and an actual long term story arc.

Beginning August 10th you can catch up on the first season.

I still can’t decide if I like the new Terminator series. I’m giving it a chance to find it’s legs. But did the Terminator people rip off the work of an artist without giving them credit? That appears to be the case: some blogs are reporting that the Fox channel’s poster was allegedly copied straight from a montage created by someone else before the series was even announced. Surely they wouldn’t do that? Compare the full NSFW images after the jump.
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This would be awesome enough if they were just robots humping, but it’s even cooler that they are Terminators. These horny killing machines just seem to want to hump in every position and they won’t stop until they’ve humped Sarah Connor herself. I bet our own Pop-Thera-Bot can’t wait until he kills all humans and gets a robot body of his own with which to hump with.

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This is a Terminator 2 lifesize endoskull. An exclusive studio replica from the Terminator 2 movie, complete with illuminating red LED eyes and sound effects display base.

It’s not just a cool Sci-Fi replica. Think about all the fun you could have with this thing. I just ordered one and one of the fun activities I have planned is this:

I’m going to sneak out of bed one night and put this thing in the bed next to my wife. Facing her, of course. Then I’m going to set up a video recorder and head out to play some all night poker. When I return the next day to an empty house, I’ll have a look at the video and watch her scream. Then I’ll contemplate my new bachelorhood and think about what else my new friend can do.

Ahhh. Good times. All for the price of $974.90.

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An encore of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is on TV tonight. How sweet would it be to watch it here, in a Terminator themed theater. Answer: It would be awesome. Second only to Linda Hamilton bearing your child and raising him to be the leader of the resistance.

Darren Mortenson put it all together himself. The picture shows a television, but there’s also a projector so he can watch movies at a cool 159″. Doing all the work himself even scored him CEDIA installer certification. All in all, it’s pretty awesome. He got that Sky Net machine look down perfect.

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The first part of the Terminator premiere aired last night on Fox, with the second part airing tonight. I have to say, I was pleasently surprised.

It would be very easy to serve us up some regurgitated Hollywood crapulence, and they could have easily chosen to go the route of “terminator of the week” by having a new terminator appear week after week to give chase. But they clearly have set their sights much higher.

First, Summer Glau as the good terminator is not only HOT, but perfect for the role and the three main characters all mesh well.

I was particularly impressed with some interesting plot points, like the resistance from the future procuring a safe deposit box in order to have some nice hardware AND a time-travel device ready for their use.

Another nice touch was that the writers could have either set the characters in 1999 or 2007 and left it at that, but they didn’t. Instead they used both years in a fantastic way that should provide some very nice storytelling aspects down the road. By traveling from 1999 to 2007, the FBI and anyone else after them now knows they have suddenly reappeared after having vanished for 8 years. And of course certain things have happened during that time that the three main characters are not aware of.

This show should be a very good ride. Hopefully they continue the good quality and it doesn’t degenerate.

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