It takes balls to rock out the guitar. Lucky for you the Wangcaster has a huge pair, just hanging. Sadly there isn’t really any info on this. Like who created it and more importantly why.

I’d like to see a video of some dude strumming the Wangcaster and fondling it’s balls each time, but nothing. There’s a guitar with testicles…Just doesn’t seem right that we can’t even find a pic of some dude holding it.

[Guitaristka]

The Geeignet Zur Zucht. For when watering your flowers takes real balls. Saggy balls.

Don’t let your gay neighbor see you using this, he might get the wrong idea.

[Likecool]

Johnny Knoxville, our favorite jackass(Well, next to me.) nearly lost his testicles when a “Jackass” stunt went wrong.

He was rushed to a hospital after he attempted to do a back flip on a motorcycle.

Knoxville’s blog:

“I’ve just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting ‘Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.’ I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process.”

“I don’t want to give too much away because it doesn’t air until February 23, but let’s just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first.”

“I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.”

Well, Knoxville was voted most likely to lose his balls, whether by wrecking ball, motorcycle or assorted wildlife.

Check out his pants here, the groin area all covered in blood.

[Jackassworld]