Papercraft turkey is dry. And you don’t cut it, it cuts you. Invite some friends over this Thanksgiving and serve up this baby. Just tell them you’re on some new paper diet. Then soak it in gravy and act like it’s delicious. Those bastards will leave real quick for some restaurant. Then you can get back to your football game. Now that’s a good holiday.

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It was an early Thanksgiving for some Las Vegas residents on Wednesday night, when Baywatch Babe and top-heavy silicone torpedo carrier, Pam Anderson showed up to serve veggie Turkey Day dinners.

Did I mention that she brought along some of her PETA pals? The idea was to hand out meat-free dinners to some of the more impoverished residents of Sin City. While there, the group took advantage of the opportunity to promote their vegetarian ways to the homeless.

Apparently they are against meat in all forms, including the meaty fleshy lump we call a brain.

A) These people are homeless.

B) Beggars can’t be choosers. In other words, the homeless have bigger problems then your meat politics.

Get a clue! Have a thick steak. It will get your head straight, Pam/PETA.

[Celebrity-Gossip.net]