For only 99 cents a day, you can help this starving child, or one like her…..

The clan of mutants that call themselves the Jacksons have a new sideshow freak they’re trotting out. It’s the new Janet, with wasp-like waist.

I can’t help but wig the hell out as all the Jacksons shed their skin and reveal their true alien selves. I mean, the Jacksons are creepier then even the Praying Mantis type aliens. At least those guys don’t lure kids to their own amusement parks and name their kid blanket.

Honestly, This waistline freaks me out as much as Michael’s face does.

Dear God, please suddenly speed up the rotation of the Earth, causing me to be violently hurled toward the sun, where I never have to lay eyes on a Jackson-create-your-own-monster ever again.

[AOL]