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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

[Geekologie]

Turns out man-bras actually exist, and here they are. Made by Japanese underwear maker Wish Room, each man-bra promises support where you need it most: on your hefty man tits. Now there’s no excuse. I don’t want to see another single floppy man tit on fat dudes.

[Gizmodo]

While boyfriend Hank Baskett and the Philadelphia Eagles were busy losing to the Chicago Bears last night, the wide receiver’s girlfriend was doing her usual and being a real class act.

The British lingerie model is probably just trying to attract attention. Or she really wants her boobs to feel gravity. Either way, that’s some quality cleavage. That’s gonna attract some midgets looking for milk, right there.

Japan is way ahead of us when it comes to combining boob and pudding technologies. Here in the U.S. we just can’t seem to make it work. It may have something to do with the juxtaposition of making tech things smaller, while boobs need to be bigger. I’m not sure.

These are all over Japanese markets and department stores. Word is that the boob puddings taste milky, sweet and have a vaguely slimy taste to them.

[Inventorspot]

These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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