According to TMZ, the reality TV star severely cut her foot in her hotel room last night. Kim reportedly sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. A source said there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” She seems fine now though as there are reports that she took her ass out for ice cream.

She’s going to be on this years Dancing with The Stars. I fedel sorry for whoever has to swing her and that big ass around.

Nicollette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives fame was caught sucking the toe of her fiance Michael Bolton. She sucked on Michael’s toes while they were at the beach, on holiday at an island in the Caribbean.

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, toe sucking in general or the fact that it’s Michael Bolton’s toes. She actually looks like she’s getting quite a hit off of those tootsies and freaking out. She probably got a contact high from his potent has-been toe jam.

To each their own I guess, but it just looks wrong when you get caught sucking foot in public.

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