Here’s the ultimate outdoor toilet. Just dig a hole, poop, and wipe! Designed by Alejandro Bona for the swiss design school ECAL. This should probably be issued to the world’s armies. Or at least that douchebag who lives next door and lets his poodle shit everywhere.

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Maybe you are a Rembrandt who had too much brand, or you’re just a cubist taking your time and shaping the dukey as it comes out, painting by numbers is a great way to mix art with your time on the crapper.

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Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.

Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.

Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.

I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.

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