In 1980, a 14-year old Brooke Shields created controversy by posing for Calvin Klein. Now, Kim Kardashian has re-created that photo shoot for Radar magazine.

I hope they reinforced the ass seams after they worked her dumper inside with buttered knives and vaseline. Despite their best efforts, there was no way they could button her up in front.

Sccchhwinnnng! So Cindy Crawford and husband Randy Gerber along with failed bat-turd George Clooney went to France on a yacht. Cindy let her boobs of 42 years old out of their cloth prison and gave me a boner. Then I thought about that mole on her face and lost it. Then I looked again and got a boner. But why is George Clooney there? Gotta be a threesome.

Here’s Lindsay Lohan, the face(body) of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which has something to do with Europeans swapping used clothes for charity. Linsay will do almost anything, but at least this one’s for charity.

[Vista Swap]