Check out this $42 import Transformer that features a cassette deck, similar to Soundwave. This guy can transform into a netbook. No other Transformer can do that. And whether you dig “Qosmio” netbooks or not, it’s a cool 4-port USB hub.

Something tells me we won’t be seeing this “Qosmio” guy in the new movie. Unless there’s a ton of product placement anyway.

[SB]

The Japanese know how to eat. By making it into a game. Bandai’s new somen-making toy looks like a water amusement park. It’s a slide for “nagashi somen,” thin somen noodles that are served in a stream of water. The noodles come out of a little house at the top of the slide and end up in a strainer at the bottom.

Imagine the noodle races you could have. The money you could win from betting on your noodle…

[Tokyomango]

Here’s a cute little desk toy for those who like to be cursed at all day while they are trying to do some work. In other words, this will replace your wife while she’s away, so you don’t miss her too much. Terry the Turtle is a foul mouthed prick who just loves to verbally abuse you. The video is NSFW due to words like fuckface, cock, etc.

[Firebox]

Just because you control it doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous. If it looks like a zombie, it needs to be shot. Period. I mean this thing could bite your other RC toys and then we have a bunch of zombie gadgets on our hands.

Just use the brain shaped controller and watch it do it’s slow Zombie thing. Only $19.99.

[RCZombie]

Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.

Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.

Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.

I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.

[Elseware]

The new Indiana Jones film will hit theaters in less than a month. Now you can get yourself a toy version of Indy’s most famous accessory. The bull whip. “Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip.”

Watch your kid break every damn thing in your house, while he’s pretending to be an archaeologist.

Yes, it’s lame. Not dangerous at all. It’s a three foot soft whip with a plastic handle that plays authentic whip-cracking sound effects as you swing it, and the well-known Indiana Jones theme music. A switch on the handle turns the sounds on and off, and it even features a carrying strap for attaching it to your belt. It will cost you $26.99.

I personally was hoping for something a bit more dangerous.

[Entertainment Earth] VIA [Slippery Brick]

Candy holders don’t get any cooler than the Lost in Space Giant Pez Dispenser. Pop Pez in style. It’s a 12 inch tall Pez dispenser with authentic robot dialogue and sound effects. $24.99. Awesome.

[Perpetualkid]

You will no longer have to talk through a fan to sound like a Dalek. Now you can wear your own Dalek voice changing helmet and send a shiver down your own spine as you annoy the hell out of everyone saying, “EXTERMINATE”. You aren’t going to pass for a Dalek however, since your lower half will be exposed. It might be good to scare someone by hiding behind a large object. It’ll cost you just £40.

[Toyology]

This is THE Millennium Falcon toy that never arrived when we were kids. They had everything else, but no good Millenium Falcon. The 2.5-foot Hasbro Star Wars Legacy Collection Millennium Falcon, is probably the most realistic Falcon toy you can buy. It’s got LEDs everywhere, sound, movable parts, and absolutely every detail imaginable. The detail on this thing is absolutely stunning my friends.

Rejoice fellow geeks…but not so loudly that your mother kicks you out of the basement.

[Galactichunter]

Nobody was cooler then B.A. Baracus back in the day. Okay, I’m sure lots of people were, but they weren’t members of the A-Team.

Get yours for $19.95.

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