Your daughter will be the most popular girl in school with a new fake lower-back tattoo from Toys ‘R Us. All the smart boys will immediately correlate her tattoo with her likely illegal substance abuse and potential for sexual promiscuity.

Mother and daughter will be adorable with matching halfshirts and low-rise jeans to accentuate their new tramp stamps.

Now they need another machine dispensing candy cigarettes and cutesy little 6oz Red Bulls.

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