Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li = HOT. Though reviews are mixed over this somewhat crappy Japanese-dubbed trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Aside from Chun-Li, nobody looks like any of the game’s characters. It’s probably a crap movie, let’s face it. It will only sell tickets to horny nerd guys wanting to see Kristin Kreuk.

Terminator Salvation looks like a halfway decent game. We are desperately hoping it doesn’t suck pubes.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

A few thoughts:

I hope we don’t see much of little Wolverine.
Gambit looks pretty decent.
I think I saw a baby Storm.
That jeep to helicopter jump is fucking silly and I want it removed.
Still, this thing is looking better then I thought.

This latest trailer shows lots of rocking stuff. This movie still seems way to preoccupied with Transformers, but it looks like one hell of a flick despite that nonsense. The Terminator cycles look pretty cool, even though robots wouldn’t need cycles to frag us.

[Botropolis]

I love BSG, but I gotta be honest. This new Caprica series looks ill-advised. It just looks like a boring drama that will leave you frustrated. And it just doesn’t look very good. Prequels suck because there is no drama BEFORE something happens.

Here’s the new trailer for the BSG finale. Pretty much what you’d expect. Action, intrigue, cylons talking about killing their parents, a bunch of kissing and the usual skinjobs.

The Batman: Arkham Asylum trailer doesn’t have a single shot of Batman in it or any of his villains. No action scenes or are gameplay featured. But it still looks awesome.

Eddie Lebron’s low-budget adaptation of Mega Man shows that the little guy can make the transition to the big screen. The acting and even the teleporting is pretty cool.

Classic Kirk is just as pissed as we are about 90210 Kirk as we are. Appropriately so. One can only hope Kirk and Spock go into the future and fuck this movie up.

This looks like one wild Bitch Slap of a movie. NSFW. Bitch Slap debuted at this year’s Comic Con. It’s got some heavy bosomed hotties and some rocking cinematography.