…Like some drugged out zombie bigfoot who occasionally stops by small streams and takes it’s fishnet shirt off to catch dinner before getting drunk and assaulting people.

Just wanted you to know she’s still around.

With any other train wreck, the train derails, skids for a few hundred feet and then all is quiet. Not with Amy Winehouse. This is a super slow mo wreck, thus all of the gruesome details are exposed. Like this pic above.

Wtf? Is she really blowing a french fry? I’m pretty damn sure if we had video, there would be monkey noises. Looks like she’s taking some sort of IQ test there, so she probably earned her food. And you know that bag doubles as a barf catcher when she’s done.