JLo didn’t let it all hang out in the Triathlon. Instead she kept it all packed in. Tight. In a dumpy looking wet suit. Word is some whales tried to mate with her ass, but the only thing it sang back was a strong bean fart smell so they went after other game.

Here’s JLo training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon, while simultaneously training for the women’s camel toe team. As you can see from the pic, she’s nearly there. It looks like she has about a one third cameltoe right now. I think she can take the gold. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA.