Looks like a woman is claiming that she had a threesome with R. Kelly. I’m guessing that means her, R. kelly and his pee.

Prosecutors rested their case in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial after a day all about alleged misbehaviors and various perversions, extortion plots and a duffel bag full of sex tapes.

Witness Lisa Van Allen cried on the witness stand. I’m not sure if that’s because he peed on her or not. But I’m sure there must have been some yellow gold flying. She described several alleged three-way sexual encounters with the R&B star and the alleged victim, some of which she claimed Kelly videotaped.

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On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

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Winona Ryder has been accused of shoplifting. Again. Did she do it? Hell if I know. I do know that she looks like a pixie on crack. I keep expecting her to go postal on somebody with a candycane in one hand and Santa’s list in the other.

This time, the incident had something to do with her wearing makeup or removing makeup that was unpaid for from the store. She was at the Hollywood CVC Pharmacy doing whatever elves do when she set off the security alarm. She paid for some items walked through the exit door when the alarm set off.

A security guard checked her and found a few makeup items that she had not paid for. Winona denied it, then said Beetlejuice 3 times and got the fuck out.

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Police are looking into allegations that someone drugged Britney, but they have not decided whether to open a formal investigation.

Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws were broken. They are not identifying any suspects yet either.

Spears’ mother recently claimed that Sam Lutfi drugged Spears and tried to take control of her life. That led to a restraining order against Lutfi.

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Here’s a real class act, if this is true. Jamie Lynn Spears shocked some boy during a party by asking him for sex. She put the moves on and made a good argument:

“It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!”

Frankly, I’m surprised she realizes that.

A friend from her hometown said:

“I know for a fact that Casey [Aldridge, reportedly her baby daddy] was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

“Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Damn. I drink to forget about the Spears clan too! Especially with pics like the one above. She’s dressed like some kind of bizarre crayola turtle.

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