If you are part of the Hollywood elite and attending the Oscars, after-parties and what have you, your condom should be formal as well. After all, that isn’t some buck toothed Betty from Alabama you’re going to getting jiggy with.

So whether it’s Paris,Lindsay,Brittany or even Amy Winehouse(God forbid), dress for the occasion. Safe in the knowledge that this is the only FDA approved printed condom you can buy.

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