It’s pretty obvious that Corey Feldman has homosexual feelings for Corey Haim. At least he has a hot beard wife in Susie Feldman. And she’s now nude thanks to PETA.

I’m sure Playboy isn’t happy. Mrs. Corey Feldman is baring it all in the August issue of the magazine (on newsstands Friday!), and I’m sure they wanted to have her exclusively nude.

I sense a ratings ploy in this homo-erotic show. Apparently, the two of them got mad at each other and Corey Haim started bitching at Feldman saying that he did nothing when a man was molesting him:

In the fiery episode, he says, “You let me get f**cked around in my life. Raped, so to speak, when I was 14 and a half, by a guy you still hang out with. What did you think when you saw that s**t going on with me?”

Feldman replies, “I was being molested at the same time by someone else. What did you do?”

This could be a ratings ploy, since this shit is so fake, but having caught this homo-centric show, I’m convinced that they molested each other while the dog watched.