Comedian and year round plastic faced dummy Joan Rivers talked some crap about ANGELINA JOLIE, calling the actress “stupid”. And Rivers didn’t let it end there and didn’t hold back. She told reporters:

“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses - I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did!” I mean she’s attractive, but not a bright girl. Stunningly beautiful but stupid…she would have asked Stevie Wonder, ‘What’s your favourite colour?’”

Great stuff. Joan Rivers is a funny gal and she’ll go on being funny unless she gets too close to a recycling plant, in which case her face will end up back in plastic bottles.

The thing about Cameron is…When she talks I want to stab myself in the ear with the nearest swordfish. Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot, but she’s none too bright. I won’t call her a complete butterface, but her face is more like a “I can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” kind of face, cause it’s kinda butter…but not full. Anyway, that’s why these pics surprised me. She’s looking really smoking. And the fact that she isn’t moving her lips makes it even hotter. I’m sure photoshop helps, but still, she’s got a smoking body.

[Egotastic]