Some dude is hawking Obama underwear. This is an ad for said underwear. Part of it may be slightly NSFW. John McCain gets horny, attacks Palin. Obama comes to the rescue.

Here’s a nice upskirt of Paris. I expected to see a few crabs, a lobster or two and maybe some cooties, but nope. They must have all retreated to her anus.

That’s about all I have to say. She’s smoking hot. This beats the stalker pics I took last year from her bushes…of her bush.

“Winter Coat” underwear. For those who don’t need their garden trimmed, but want to look like they do. What more can be said really? Except that I’m sure this kind of sight is fairly common to some of you.

[Missandladysboutique]

Worlds collide. Your crotch against 8-bit invaders. Try not to soil yourself as you shoot at the alien armada.

These boxer shorts are not going to win you a real live woman, but you won’t need one. Your crotch rocket will be scoring hits on these pixellated aliens with every boner. They are snug-fitting and 95% cotton. They’ll cost you £18 a pair.

Jesus, crotch fun is expensive. The dude pictured is obviously packing a huge missile too. Game over man!

[Ohgizmo] VIA [Shinyshiny]