Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden talked about her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy’s. While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident that allegedly started because Nikki became “very rude” to her aunt. People:

An argument erupted between Blonsky’s and Golden’s families, then Blonsky’s father Carl “punched my mom.”
“He knocked her out,” says Golden. “He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki “takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely,” says Golden.
“When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring,” says she. “Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that.”
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.

Talentless A-hole slapstick. I’m guessing Yakkety Sax was playing in the background when Benny Hill arived and started chasing them.

What is it with Kate Beckinsale and vaginas? She can’t seem to stop talking about them. When last we checked in with her, she was talking about how her “twat” was her best feature.

Kate on Sushi:

“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down.”

“He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, ‘What’s the matter with you?’ But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.”

I hate sushi too, but damn Kate! You talk about vaginas more then a gynecologist at a Spice Girls concert.

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That must be the case because when I fantasize about her, that’s usually where I can be found.

Interview with Allure magazine:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.”

What a class act. Now that she’s open about her vaginal good looks, maybe she’ll send it to casting calls. It could get starring roles easy if it’s really that good.

I’m thinking that Kate’s vagina can replace Owen Wilson entirely. I don’t think people would know the difference.

Btw, I could totally walk her cooch down the red carpet, but it would just look like I was supporting a Kate Beckinsale puppet on my arm

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…Or Halloween for that matter. You have to be a real perv to actually buy, then suck on a pussy lollipop. One thing’s for sure, this isn’t going to win you any points with the ladies. Well, unless you use them for practice. You can get a dozen for $15.71.

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Thanks to some mad scientist German company you can now buy a perfume that will make you smell like a vagina. But wait, I thought this was Paris Hilton’s scent. That’s right, she’s the “after” scent. My mistake.

Anyway, according to the makers of Vulva, their product is not a perfume, but “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” Uhhh, OK.

The “research team” is working on complimenting the original scent with two new smells, “Exotic” and “Eighteen”. The latter is just wrong. Even more wrong than this blog post.

I gotta say, I can’t think of any better way to get the cats in the neighborhood all in one place.

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It’s about time too. We were wondering why there was a void in vaginal discourse on talk shows lately. Tyra plans on doing an entire talk show around the taboo topic.

“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” Banks said to People magazine. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”

The model turned Talk show host believes that women should be able to talk to their daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about their bodies and not be embarrassed.

Ratings grab or genuine concern over the public image of the vagina?

There is one overlooked but important question here. If she is “one with her vagina” and perfectly ok with it, then how about a little show and tell?

[The Hollywood Gossip]