Simon claimed he was offered $1 million to become the face of Viagra. He also said he was “insulted” by the request to advertise the erectile dysfunction drug.

When his agent called him with the offer he said, “Sorry, but that has to be a fucking insult”.

The interview with Glamour magazine went on to talk about a bunch of other nonsense, but the Viagra part is interesting, because, well it’s viagra.

[Breitbart]

Be prepared, that’s my motto, good Boy Scout that I am. That’s why I can appreciate this viagra ring. Not that I need it, mind you. But it’s nice to know that when I get frail and old and still want a roll in the hay with a supple young blog groupie, there are certain safeguards in place.

All you need to do is break the glass(Or cheap plastic) in an emergency situation and soon you will be ready.

I wouldn’t advise wearing it publicly though, thereby advertising your flacidness. At $2.99 it’s a cheaper erection than the price of most porno mags.

[Nerd Approved]