Yesterday we told you about Heidi’s new video. Well here it is. Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’”. I’m not gonna lie, I watched it with the sound turned off and fought the urge to claw out my own eyes. Then I remembered the old Olivia Newton John video from my youth and got turned on, so I looked Olivia up on the internets and nearly clawed my eyes out again since shes so damn old and all. Which makes me old. So then I decided to watch the rest of the Montag video and had to call poison control twice to induce vomiting.

This video may be worse than listening to her sing the actual song. I’m conflicted. Do I puke our rub one out nostalgically while thinking back to Jane Fonda workout videos?

Update: I’ve decided there’s no reason I can’t do both while blogging from a coffee shop and that’s probably why this douchebag is asking me to leave.

Update 2: Handcuffs really fucking hurt and I would have pulled my pants up and left. I was just waiting for my boner to go down first. These jeans are tight. This ass doesn’t just look like this on it’s own. Fucking Heidi Montag gets me in all sorts of trouble.

Paris Hilton actually got some respect from me with this video where she responds to that old fart Mccain.

Paris lays by the pool in a bathing suit looking through a magazine for the best place to get a tan. She says “only I’m not from the olden days… I’m just hot.”

She offers her solution to the nation’s energy crisis and excuses herself to pick out her vice president, assuming that, since she was in a commercial, she’s now a candidate. (She’s thinking Rihanna.)

Here’s her new Rock The Vote commercial. You wanna rock my vote? Quite rocking that baby and rock some boobs. Boobs are America. Boobs and apple pie. Plus holding a kid makes me not want to do you.

Turns out Marilyn Manson is bald as Britney’s beaver. Check out this video where some fan rips his hat off and his wig comes off with it. It kinda looks like an alien head too.

I don’t care if this is real or fake. More midgets need to jump him.

So we had our nerd intern make another video for us this week. I’m not sure what I think about this. I find him more then a little creepy and I’m pretty sure he spits in my coffee. What do you guys think? Should we allow him to keep making our weekly videos?

He sure stutters a lot when he’s talking about a hot woman.

Another week has come and gone. Our nerd intern created a video highlighting some of this week’s celeb news. Truth be told, he’s a little scary and I’m just hoping he gets out of his mother’s basement soon. He’s good at getting coffee and he works for free. Still…creepy.

Here’s a new Wall-E clip for all your non-perverted robot <3. Hit the link for robot cuteness.

[Slashfilm]

Earlier this weekend News of the World posted a video of Winehouse and a friend singing to the tune of the children’s song ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes,’ with the lyrics changed to ‘Blacks, pakis, gooks and nips’ followed by ‘And deaf and dumb and blind and gay,’.

In the video there’s drug paraphernalia all over and half of their talk is incoherent. The place looks like a bad 70’s crack den. Her husband, Blake whatever the hell his name is eggs them on to sing it, swearing he’s not filming it. Apparently the next day after the video leaked, she found the press outside of her door and apologized.

I’m guessing Blake Douchebag taped it just to show what kind of control he has over her. He’s probably the main reason we now have the queen of all skanks all coked up and doing the zombie walk around Britain and looking for brains. Just sad.