Wow! An Artificial Virginity Hymen, for the ladies! Now you can let your man experience the first time again. Just insert this Artificial Virginity Hymen in your love hole, carefully, then it will expand a little and you will feel a little tight.

When penetration occurs, it will ooze out realistic blood.

Ok, even I’m like wtf?

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Stern has decided to help out a 22 year old virgin by auctioning off her virginity to a lucky listener. The 22 year old girl has a sister working in a whorehouse in Nevada which is where the consummation will take place for the lucky winner.

The girl being auctioned is going by the name Natalie Dylan. Natalie says she has no moral issues with the auction and that the money will help pay for her education.

If only more young girls cared so much about a proper education.

Tanya Devereaux claims she’ll do every virgin that takes an oath of internet neutrality.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’. Description of Services The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

I think I could fake the whole virginity thing. So I’m in. Terms of service and a better pic of below.
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