Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

NSFW image below.
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