Here’s Jessica Alba’s new advertisement campaign urging citizens to vote or something. Jessica posed wrapped in bondage for DeclareYourself.com. It doesn’t make me want to vote. It just makes me think she’s into really kinky and filthy sex after stopping off at Home Depot to buy some tape.

None of the candidates are worth a damn broken coin block. That’s why I will be voting for Mario and Luigi this year.

They get stuff done. The Mushroom kingdom is crime free(well, except for Bowser), they have plenty of coins to balance the budget and their current platform is the Wii. Vote team Mario in ‘08.

[Think Geek]

This photo of Brittany Murphy is sure to create more wood then a Brazilian rainforest. She looks absolutely sexy and I will vote now that I have been properly swayed by a beautiful woman. The picture was taken at the “House of Hype Daytime Hospitality Lounge” which was held at the Hard Rock Casino.

She has my vote! But I can’t help but notice how pointy her elbows are. Can you imagine those things jabbing you in bed at night? They could poke an eye out.

[imnotobsessed]