Somehow I don’t think that Angelina endorses this crappy Chinese product. The BOYU-1108. The package should read “Asian men probably want to bang tis woman, so it would be a good idea for saggy boobed Asian women to buy this in hopes that they will look the same. But they won’t”

She doesn’t endorse this. She’s too busy massaging Brad’s balls.

Jessica Simpson might be “hurting millions of fat people in America” by banning the release of a workout tape produced by fitness video company Speedfit, according to owner Alex Astilean. But there are some good reasons she doesn’t want the tape made public.

“Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” said a source close to Simpson. “They asked her to come back and reshoot, but she refused, and that’s why she’s facing a lawsuit now.”

So what’s the big deal? Isn’t this how we are used to seeing her?

A magazine that worked with Simpson in the past said that this is a typical problem:

“The (magazine) shoot was an absolute disaster. She showed up and looked like she’d been drinking,” said the magazine editor. “We were there for hours and we had maybe three usable photos from the shoot. We asked for another shoot, and she refused.”

No comment from Simpson. A rep for Simpson simply replied, “This is a legal matter and in the hands of attorneys.”

Sounds like typical Jessica behavior to me. Anyway, who cares. It’s not like she’s an expert on weight loss anyway. She’s always been about 90 pounds soaking wet. She actually burns calories doing simple addition. Jessica is not going to help anybody lose weight. Now teaching people to act like a dim-witted and spoiled Barbie doll, there she has some credibility.

Although looking at the above pic, she might become a chunker yet. And I have an uncanny gift in determining such things. You might say I’m psychic when it comes to future cellulite.

I am prophesizing that Jessica Simpson’s “chunker date” is January 11th 2009. Just wait and see. By that date she will be larger.

[MSNBC]