Wow, looks like Kim is ready to down that whole cone. Gotta love that psycho look on her face too. Apparently her ass is in control and demanding to be fed again.

Is Paris..
A. Getting fat?

B. Modeling her new line of maternity ware?

C. Showing off her new belly mutation because the primordial soup of guy spunk in her stomach decided it wants to evolve?

What could be cooler to have in your home then a weird chair-thing that makes it look like hot girls are falling into milk? Not a damn thing, I say. Until I saw this, I had no idea how awesome it was to see girls in milk. Chicks are the new cookies. I’m thinking this could be a whole new fetish. Maybe I’ll put together a website with nothing but pics of women in this chair. Easy money.

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After being arrested again, the police threw her back into the wild so we can continue to study the phenomenon. Check out this pic. Does this explain Amy’s behavior? Is she possessed?

Is that just smoke around her face? Or an evil entity? Looks like ectoplasm to me and it appears to be retreating from her cross. What do you think?

I mean if a demon was going to claim a body, this is about the nastiest there is. Plus, it looks like a demon child is ready to burst out of her belly.

Here’s some tasty looking pork lunch meat…with a face! You can see from the sign that it’s 80% pork, but what the hell is the other 20%?

Meat with a face on it? Sign me up. This makes it easier to converse with my dead lunch. Cause you know, it’s all about the social interaction these days.

Might be nice to have a meat seance and summon the spirit of the dead meat. This way when the otherworldly spirit of the porker arrives, it has a face with which to speak to me.

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With any other train wreck, the train derails, skids for a few hundred feet and then all is quiet. Not with Amy Winehouse. This is a super slow mo wreck, thus all of the gruesome details are exposed. Like this pic above.

Wtf? Is she really blowing a french fry? I’m pretty damn sure if we had video, there would be monkey noises. Looks like she’s taking some sort of IQ test there, so she probably earned her food. And you know that bag doubles as a barf catcher when she’s done.

This would be awesome enough if they were just robots humping, but it’s even cooler that they are Terminators. These horny killing machines just seem to want to hump in every position and they won’t stop until they’ve humped Sarah Connor herself. I bet our own Pop-Thera-Bot can’t wait until he kills all humans and gets a robot body of his own with which to hump with.

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You just know that Family Guy’s Quagmire would have a mousepad like this one. It makes it look like you have your hand up a girl’s skirt. And let’s face it, this is as close as some of you will ever get to putting your hand up a skirt.

P.S. Who the hell thinks this crap up? I bet they made one for their own fetish purposes and then got the bright idea to sell it.

Personally, I would put this on someones desk and set a mousetrap inside. You’ll know who the pervert is by their scream.

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These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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Turn out lights. Grab your Penis flashlight and re-enact the famous duel between Darth vader and Luke Skywalker with your loved one. Then when you are all tuckered out from your freakish and perverse hobbies, put it in your night stand in case it’s needed.

If you hear something in the middle of the night, jump out of bed, illuminate your cock-saber and investigate. Should you encounter an intruder, he will be so scared seeing a glowing and illuminated cock that he will fly out the door quicker then Scooby and Shaggy in a haunted house.

On the off chance the intruder is for some reason, thrilled to see a huge glowing boner, just knock him out cold with a Penis to the head.

Security and protection all for $14.95. You can’t beat that with a…cock flashlight.

I want to order one as bait. I’m confident that if I mount this by the curb, it will attract every skank from their barstool, within a 5 mile radius. Sorta like the Bat-signal. I’ll let ya know.

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