Hello Kitty Beer
April 24th, 2009

For the sensitive man who owns girlly gadgets. Hello Kitty beer. Lose some masculinity with every sip as your pinky is extended and you use a coaster. wth? I would imagine that Hello Kitty beer tastes like cat piss mixed with cotton candy.

Instead of drunk dialing, this stuff will make you go out and buy more Hello Kitty junk.

[Tokyomango]

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Gruesome Thorax Cake
December 30th, 2008

Gruesome Thorax CakeThis thing looks like a half-eaten zombie meal. I call the heart. If I saw people eating this thing with their bare hands all savage-like, I would immediately whip out my shotgun and deliver them into the next world with some head-shots. Then I would take some green herbs and replenish my health, check my inventory and finish my real life Resident Evil game by running away from the cops.

[Theyrecoming]

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Kissing Octopus Flash Drive
December 30th, 2008

Kissing Octopus Flash DriveThe T806 is the Kissing Octopus Couple Flash Drive from A-Data Technology. The drive comes in 2,4 and 8GB capacities. If kissing Octopi are your idea of fun, why not get one and make them kiss until their lips wear off.

[Adata]

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Frog Window-Mount Compass
December 22nd, 2008

Frog Window-Mount CompassIf you’re looking for something to go with your Frog Car Air Purifier, why not go with this frog window mount with compass ball-gag. Because your car doesn’t have enough silly frog items.

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Condom Ice Cream: I Think I’ll Pass
December 17th, 2008

Condom Ice Cream: I Think I\'ll PassHere’s a treat for those who love the taste of Latex, without all of that cock. You’ll love Condom Ice Cream. The package features a condom-loving turtle. But condoms kill turtles. It’s a fact. Condoms clog our oceans and turtles deep-throat them and gag, then die.

You’ll need a pair of scissors, because you have to cut the latex to get at the sweet condom juice inside.
No joke. Poor turtles.

[Condomunity]

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Weird Japanese Thing: Human-Slinky
December 15th, 2008

Check out this weird psychedelic human slinky act. Watching this is like watching some drug-induced children’s program. The reaction of the Japanese audience is awesome too. They seem to think that it’s a real creature and I think they’re hoping that Godzilla shows up to rescue them.

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Cigarette Butt Socks Are Nicotine Free
December 11th, 2008

Cigarette Butt Socks Are Nicotine FreeThese socks will turn your feet into a pair of smokin’ butts. If you choose to put them on saggy old lady tits, so she has a smokin’ pair, that’s your business. $9.99.

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Dash Board Driver Blow Up Doll
December 10th, 2008

Dash Board Driver Blow Up DollDecorate your dashboard like you decorate your home. With blow up dolls. No one will mind. No one will say anything, like when you drive your mother to the doctor. Or are stopped at a cross-walk with a bunch of kids crossing and looking over. Hopefully you don’t drive a school bus and accessorize with this. $9.99

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Creepy Japanese Mascot Wants You to Donate Blood, Will Probably Drink It
November 26th, 2008

Creepy Japanese Mascot Wants You to Donate BloodPicture an alternate universe where the Kool-Aid guy breaks through a wall and demands your blood. Yeah, that’s Japan. It’s name is Kokoron-chan, a Japanese mascot to inspire people to donate blood. If you don’t, he’s gonna hold you down and take it.

[Pink Tentacle]

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These Kids Look Stupid When Playing Video Games
November 25th, 2008


It’s not just these kids either. Chances are you look stupid playing games as well. You just don’t know it.

Photographer Robbie Cooper made this video showing just how goofy kids look while they game. A few of these kids look like their head is gonna start spinning around.

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