Kim Kardashian has been quiet lately. Probably because she’s making her own scents.

It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!!

I have decided to work with New Wave Fragrances, who also distribute Ed Hardy and True Religions fragrances.

I’m guessing it smells like sex on a crab boat. With a touch of wet fart.