The Anatomy of a Console by Angela Moramarco. I’m a little surprised. I expected the Wii to have more meat on it’s bones. It sure has enough ribs. Looks stringy. I don’t think I would buy this at my local butcher.

The Wiimote is where the meat is, but the console pic shows that the main console is full of brains. The two communicate of course, allowing you to play Mario and such. I just never realized that you would need a doctor to fix the Wii.

[Coroflot]

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

You’ll want to get this awesome Nintendo Family Tree Tee. Only $19.95. It shows the entire Nintendo genealogy.

[Product Page]

The dude is playing Wii Bowling real close to the TV. When the carnage takes place, the first thing he does is call for his mama, then he touches the TV and gives it a few gentle nudges, no doubt believing that this will somehow make it all right again. Again he calls for his mama.

I’m guessing this was followed by weeping on his hands and knees, until mama comes in, sees the carnage and beats him senseless with the wiimote. She probably even used the wriststrap.

[Slipperybrick]

A demonstration of several Wii games being marketed to rednecks, such as Drinkin’ Alone and Horsin’ Around. If you’re a redneck, you probably own all of these and play them when not trying to steal your sister’s virginity.

How about a Hell’s Kitchen kind of game for the Wii? Chef Ramsey won’t tear you a new A-hole for not cooking the Salmon properly or anything. I wish it was that kind of game. I want to be Chef Ramsey and belittle while teaching…Sadly I’ll have to wait.

Order Up! Is a mix of Cooking Mama and Diner Dash. You start at the bottom rung in fast food then work your way up to becoming your own restaurant owner. Your job is to run a successful business, and attract and keep customers. You also get to be a Chef and design your own dishes. You even have to have a clean environment, or else the health inspectors will get you.

July 22nd for the Wii.

[Chip Chick]

What better way to enhance your game experience, then to swallow this gum during a bout of Wii Boxing. The little peppermint chicklets come packaged inside a life-sized Wii-mote shell.

[Technabob]

Kid Icarus is one of the coolest games ever made. If you’ve never played it you never had an NES. Pit is an angel who has been trapped in the Underworld. He’s given a magical bow by Palutena, Goddess of Light, to help destroy Medusa, Goddess of Darkness, and restore peace to the world. Pit is awesome.

There are rumors that Kid Icarus is going to be revived.

The artwork we’ve published comes from a pitch document we got our hands on in the early part of 2008. Since then, sources have told us the game’s artwork has advanced considerably. Despite this artwork not being reflective of the game’s current standing, we’ve decided to share it so fans can get a look at what Factor 5 has experimented with.

The last nugget of information we have to share with you is in regards to the game’s plot. At the time of the document’s writing, Factor 5 had imagined a plot starring a grown-up, adult Pit, who is “cursed for thousands of years for a crime and becomes a ‘fallen angel.’” The pitch adds that “a tattoo on Pit’s arm bears the inscription of Pit’s crime.”

[Geekologie]

Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

Mario Kart Wii has been almost as highly-anticipated as Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii was. It sold over 300,000 copies on launch day in Japan. However, it was outdone this week in sales by some bouncy animated boobs. Bokudake no Kajitsu is an erotic title for the PSP. What’s shocking is that Mario Kart was beaten by a game about sex. Then again, sex is what most gamers probably crave the most.

Boobs VS. Mario Kart. Boobs have won.

[Kotaku]