How about a Hell’s Kitchen kind of game for the Wii? Chef Ramsey won’t tear you a new A-hole for not cooking the Salmon properly or anything. I wish it was that kind of game. I want to be Chef Ramsey and belittle while teaching…Sadly I’ll have to wait.

Order Up! Is a mix of Cooking Mama and Diner Dash. You start at the bottom rung in fast food then work your way up to becoming your own restaurant owner. Your job is to run a successful business, and attract and keep customers. You also get to be a Chef and design your own dishes. You even have to have a clean environment, or else the health inspectors will get you.

July 22nd for the Wii.

[Chip Chick]

What better way to enhance your game experience, then to swallow this gum during a bout of Wii Boxing. The little peppermint chicklets come packaged inside a life-sized Wii-mote shell.

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Kid Icarus is one of the coolest games ever made. If you’ve never played it you never had an NES. Pit is an angel who has been trapped in the Underworld. He’s given a magical bow by Palutena, Goddess of Light, to help destroy Medusa, Goddess of Darkness, and restore peace to the world. Pit is awesome.

There are rumors that Kid Icarus is going to be revived.

The artwork we’ve published comes from a pitch document we got our hands on in the early part of 2008. Since then, sources have told us the game’s artwork has advanced considerably. Despite this artwork not being reflective of the game’s current standing, we’ve decided to share it so fans can get a look at what Factor 5 has experimented with.

The last nugget of information we have to share with you is in regards to the game’s plot. At the time of the document’s writing, Factor 5 had imagined a plot starring a grown-up, adult Pit, who is “cursed for thousands of years for a crime and becomes a ‘fallen angel.’” The pitch adds that “a tattoo on Pit’s arm bears the inscription of Pit’s crime.”

[Geekologie]

Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

Mario Kart Wii has been almost as highly-anticipated as Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii was. It sold over 300,000 copies on launch day in Japan. However, it was outdone this week in sales by some bouncy animated boobs. Bokudake no Kajitsu is an erotic title for the PSP. What’s shocking is that Mario Kart was beaten by a game about sex. Then again, sex is what most gamers probably crave the most.

Boobs VS. Mario Kart. Boobs have won.

[Kotaku]

Mario Galaxy fans will love this lighted Wii mod. It’s got a bunch of LED lights, 59 to be exact, illuminating the Mario Galaxy logo, while others flicker on and off like stars. It’s also got Mario figures on either side.

It was being sold on Ebay and all proceeds would have gone to the Penny Arcade charity, Child’s Play. But it appears that those douche guzzling Nazis at Ebay have taken the auction down.

[Kotaku]

How about stomping some Goombas with these babies? They ended for $255 on Ebay. The pictures are of a pair that the seller made for a friend, but the winner of the auction got to another pair painted in any size, and with any custom touches they wanted.

Pretty sweet. Pay attention Converse. Make this!

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Nintendo announced that we can expect another Mario game soon in the form of Mario Super Sluggers. It should be a cross between the Wii sports version of Baseball and Mario Superstar Baseball. Not much other info at the moment, but expect Bowser to suck playing outfield.

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The boffins over at Taito Japan are revamping the Space Invaders game with a new twist on the classic. This time, you’re not on defense, instead you get to control the invaders yourself and serve up some Alien pay back.

Space Invaders Get Even puts you in command of up to 300 individual pixelated aliens using the Wii-mote and Nunchuk controllers. With the Nunchuck, you direct a UFO to drop hundreds of aliens on forest, city and military targets, destroying everything in sight. You’ll be able to command the invaders to swarm and group in a variety of attack formations.

Looks pretty awesome if you ask me. I hope the Space Invader aliens don’t team up with the Galaga aliens.

[Technabob]

Now DK has his own beverage. It was recently spotted on the shelves at New York’s Nintendo World Store. It’s loaded with ingredients like taurine, caffeine, inositol, guarana extract, panax ginseng extract, and plenty of high fructose corn syrup, so it’s bound to give you a serious jolt while playing Smash Bros. You’ll probably freak out, jump up and smack your little brother in the face with the Wiimote, then run out in the street naked.

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