Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

[Geekologie]

The folks at Maxim have been brainstorming and they’ve come up with a list of the top 5 unsexiest women alive. Though it seems mean and pointless, it’s all part of the primordial soup we call Pop Culture. Personally, I agree with most of their choices. If you happen to frequent Hollywood and take one of these gals home, bring a six pack and paper grocery bag. So here goes:

5- Britney Spears. Apparently Maxim took the easy road choosing #5. While I agree, she’s not what she used to be, I thought she still looked hot at the VMAs. Just get off Britney already. Some other guy probably just did.

4- Madonna. Oh yeah. This aging diva has seen better days. From affecting foreign accents that aren’t her own, to making a spectacle of herself at the wailing wall and just plain weirding people out, it would take at least a six pack and some nyquil for her to get our attention these days.

3- Sandra Oh. As in Oh my God, this chick is way too skinny. Isn’t she like the 5th or 6th wheel on that popular Doctors show?

2- Amy Winehouse. Just plain scary. And it takes alot to creep guys out. I’m not sure who robbed her grave on a previous Halloween, but please for the love of God. Put her back!

1-Sarah Jessica Parker. I could not agree more on this one. She looks like a strange merging of every skinny nightmare hippy girl we’ve ever seen. And why the long face? Not to throw in a horse reference, but I swear some guy is feeding her peanut butter off camera to get her lips smacking so they can dub in a voice later.

[Maxim]