Woody Harrelson, Hemp spokesman and all around hippy white boy who can’t jump says that he wants to stay on a remote island and drink nothing but water for 40 days. See, only a pot-smoking dumbass would come up with such a scheme. His plan is obvious, to me at least. This douche just wants an island all to himself. He figures since he’s just a few muscles and a ripped off shirt away from being Matthew McGonaGay, he can waste some time on an island, get in shape and sneak food during his so-called fast, all the while getting publicity and going from Has-Been to I-Is-Again-Bro.

That’s the real deal here. He’s watched too much damn Lost in a bong-induced DVD marathon. Dude, It is possible to survive with only water for 2-3 weeks, but it destroys the body. Don’t you watch Man VS. Wild???

I know your hopes of a Cheers reunion went in the shitter, but start making some fucking sense. And what’s with you looking like Captain Picard with downs syndrome in that pic?

[Healthyreader]