Who the fuck is this? WHAT is it? Jodie Marsh is famous for something, but I have no idea what. It’s like someone took a clown and threw in some prostitute. Are we all living in Gotham City all the sudden?

Apparently Axl is a chubby chaser. According to OK! Kelly bumped into the singer at a recent Hollywood party.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

Axl may have hit the lowest low in his career.

Holy crap! This pic right here explains why you have likely never heard of Tiffany Trump, the mutant offspring of Donald and Marla. Holy God! The only thing missing is her required helmet head gear with mouth guard. Obviously she’s been hidden away because she’s butt ugly.

It’s called karma Donald, you fuck over enough people in business and you will be saddled with an ugly all growed mutation like this, because even your sperm is against you. So the least you can do is stop smacking the bitch when she mumbles monster noises and throw her an extra piece of meat at night.

That overbite looks dangerous.

Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape? It was shot with his former live-in girlfriend at their apartment. A third party got a hold of the tape and the broker is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute this freakish midget odyssey.

[TMZ]

The dance craze continues to sweep the nation. Combine Star Wars with this phenomenon and you have Lucas’ next sequel. This video is wrong and yet it’s hard to look away. Do youself a favor and go straight to 3:11.

It could be that Brit is revving up for a new career as a clown.

Or, she might be trying to help the environment.

Or C…Wanted to show what it would look like to a pedestrian, if a crotch drove an Escalade.

Here’s some tasty looking pork lunch meat…with a face! You can see from the sign that it’s 80% pork, but what the hell is the other 20%?

Meat with a face on it? Sign me up. This makes it easier to converse with my dead lunch. Cause you know, it’s all about the social interaction these days.

Might be nice to have a meat seance and summon the spirit of the dead meat. This way when the otherworldly spirit of the porker arrives, it has a face with which to speak to me.

[Geekologie]

That’s right, techno-dork and bald uber-annoyance Moby actually dated Natalie Portman. Frankly, I’m stunned. What kind of backwards world am I living in?

“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath,” the techno-whiz tells next month’s Spin. “You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

You bald fucker! How dare you? I’m so mad that I am sorely tempted to act out my rage via Star Wars figures and put the video on youtube. Lucky for you Mr. Moby, they are all Mint in the package. Including Padme…And she is alone in her sealed plastic bubble…Not with you….NOT WITH YOU!!!…NEVER WITH YOU!!!

I need a break. I’m going to take a few weeks off and alphabetize my entire collection, so I can make trades at the next Comic con…Try to forget about Moby and work out my nerd rage….Fucker!

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