…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

Something strange is going on between vagina and cartoons. First these cartoon vibrators show up, now the “Boy And Girl Toy Series Vibrator” rears their reverberating heads.

What’s next? Looney Tunes? A Foghorn Leghorn dildo? Elmer Fudd? “Be very very quiet. I’m hunting poontang.”

[2dayblog]

Some dudes in Finland decided to stop humping goats and created a 45-minute film with all-new CG, of Starfleet battling the ships of Babylon 5. That’s some hardcore nerd shit right there.

The video above is just a highlight, but head to StarWreck to see the whole thing. It took seven years to make.

I don’t know what the fuck I just watched really. It’s all one giant pew pew battle, with a lot of messed up nonsense. At one point I saw a Starfleet shuttle coming out of the Babylon 5 space station. wtf? Then in the beginning, I swear I saw a bunch of Starfleet ships coming from a Centauri research station.

Yeah. You caught me. I’m a nerd too. One who knows that that shit shouldn’t happen.

Wow! An Artificial Virginity Hymen, for the ladies! Now you can let your man experience the first time again. Just insert this Artificial Virginity Hymen in your love hole, carefully, then it will expand a little and you will feel a little tight.

When penetration occurs, it will ooze out realistic blood.

Ok, even I’m like wtf?

[2dayblog]

Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

[Kotaku]

In honor of baby Jesus’ upcoming birrthday, I present to you these adorable Holiday decorations. They make a good looking creche or nativity scene.

I spy a huge cock cross, a buddha, satan and more.

[Blingdom of God]

Weird as that Lips Commercial is, it ain’t nothing compared to this. This is supposedly a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it’s real, then Microsoft really does smoke the crack rock. It’s just plain wrong. I won’t ruin it for ya. Just watch.

Sure it looks like a cute little lawn decoration. But, uh…Can anyone see the potential offensive problem here?

The American Family Association is selling this Christmas Cross as a way of “letting your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” The American Family Association is obviously not very bright. I wonder if they sell white Christmas robes that “let your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” If so, hopefully the two products never cross paths.

[BBGadgets]

This is just plain wrong. It’s the kind of thing that your dominatrix makes you build so that she can visually show you what kind of pain you are in for. One more after the break.
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I know there are probably some freaky deaky people out there who like to eat Fetus. I call them Scientologists. But I digress. If for some reason you want Fetus cookies, here’s a cookie cutter. Maybe you could bring cookies to your big rally at the abortion clinic or something. Because you’re nice like that.

[Buzzfeed]