For David Duchovny the truth is out there…And it can be found in a vagina.

The actor issued a statement that he has entered rehab for treatment of sex addiction.

David has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

You can just imagine the conversation that led to his realization.

Tea: David, this has to stop. My vagina hurts non-stop and I caught you humping a stuffed animal yesterday.

David: I just can’t get enough. I’ve ruined every watermelon that has entered this house. I can’t be trusted with animals. I’m so ashamed. I need help.