Remember the “Choose Your Adventure” books where you skipped around and explored different versions of the story? This is like that. The comedy team of Chad, Matt, and Rob have created an interactive video version! Zip them around the time and space and decide what they should do.

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We all loved Star Trek: The Next Generation at one time. right? This video by “Those Aren’t Muskets” has some awesome and funny jokes. If you were ever a Trek geek, you will find TONS of classic references. Features some of the best lyrics EVER! Like: I left the holodeck with a hollow dick.

What can I say about our Paris? She is a real class act. Here’s some footage of Paris in the club at LAX in Las Vegas the other night, acting very unlady like and apparently drunk, but what else is new?

She drops the f-bomb so many times and talks about balls and nuts and wanting to “service” the guys in a variety of ways. Then she offers to have sex with everyone in the room. I guess she was hard up.

I can only imagine that when morning rolled around, even the free clinics were making money. Getting antibiotics in that area will be like trying to find a Wii in Siberia.