This dude is big pimpin. How many rupees do ya think he spent on all that bling? It’s an odd image. It makes me want to vomit for some reason. Is he the coolest dude ever or just some guy who needs an ass kicking? Maybe a bit of both.

If you see this dude walking the streets dressed like this, go ahead and give him a hug. Then kick him in the balls and steal his bling. He needs both.

[Geekologie]

This Legend of Zelda Messenger bag is an interesting piece of fanboy wear. It will tell others that you are after pieces of the Tri-Force and collecting rupees in your spare time. Others won’t recognize the LOZ map and triforce logo. Price: $45.

[80stees]

Here’s a nerd video of the Queen song We Are The Champions, starring Link, with Link, along with special guest star Link, and Link From the Four Swords. Angry Links screaming at Zelda “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!” is kinda awesome, unless I’m drunk, which I may be.

[Gamegirl]

Here’s something guaranteed to give you a geek boner and push that Batman comic out of your lap. A bunch of cosplay pictures. And I mean a bunch. Hit the link for all of them. Cuz I know you haven’t had this much fun since the Princess Peach Upskirts.

[Awesome Cosplayers]

This Zelda belt buckle is for nerds who can’t buy pants that fit. I think the idea is that the Tri-Force protects your scrotum from bad juju. Legend says that the forehead of one magical Princess rubbed against this belt buckle, will restore the entire kingdom. Anyway, this is a $20 officially licensed Zelda belt buckle.

[ProductPage]

Some dorky girl who thinks she’s Zelda is looking for Link in all the wrong places. Like Craigslist.

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments… this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.

What a hot chick, who is obviously grounded in reality! And look at those ears. Young blond guys dressed in Peter Pan costumes can finally get laid.

Check out her super bad quality pic after the jump.
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