Now you can pop your zit and eat it too.

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

[RGS]

It’s been awhile since we visited with the creature from the crack lagoon. She’s looking worse then usual thanks to some scary looking impetigo all over her face, while her arms are all scarred by self-hatred, boredom and generally using herself to strike matches on.

Jesus Christ, in the above pic, she looks like a Vulcan casualty in engineering after the Enterprise took a few warheads.

Our favorite skank, slash tattoo practice mannequin, seemed like she might clean up for a short time. But no. She obviously has some issues she still hasn’t worked out. Enjoy a pic of her self mutilated arm below, while she’s still out in the wild.

You never know when she might get put away in the pokie.

On that note…Poptherapy predicts:

I got a feeling some young officer is about to decipher that treasure map tattooed all over her skin, that leads to a secret stash of drugs. Said officer will be astonished at the sheer amount of ink that was required just to remind her that she’s got a condom full of Heroin in her ass…Which she forgot about.
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Here I thought that was just her natural oil o’ skank booze and drugs byproduct oozing to the surface. Turns out it’s something else, though probably still lifestyle related.

The bumps on Amy Winehouse’s face by night are most likely balls, but those that can be seen by day have been diagnosed as impetigo.

It’s a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps. And it’s highly contagious. Scratching or touching the sores could spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.

As if I needed another reason to never EVER sleep with it…

Her tattoos might look pretty cool with scabs on them. Sorta like an oil slick in the rain. Pretty rainbow colors…on nasty greasy filth.

[AOL]