It’s not unusual for Jenna Jameson to eat human flesh below the waist or dance on a pole. But here’s a pic of her all bloody and zombiefied. I can only guess that a Zombie flick with Jenna goes like this:

You have sex with a zombie and become one. Instead of brains, you walk the countryside slowly in search of cock. Once you find cock, you forcibly bang said cock and convert another. At least thats what I’m hoping for out of this movie.

Just because you control it doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous. If it looks like a zombie, it needs to be shot. Period. I mean this thing could bite your other RC toys and then we have a bunch of zombie gadgets on our hands.

Just use the brain shaped controller and watch it do it’s slow Zombie thing. Only $19.99.

[RCZombie]

You and I know damn well that the Zombies are coming. I don’t know about you, but I aim to be prepared with several boom sticks that will separate the head-meat from the necks of those Zombie som’bitches.

I also aim to get me a chick with a machine gun leg, but I’m still working on that one.

Be prepared and get a kit. When the day comes, would you rather be ready? Or be a walking hemorrhoid?

[ebay]